loss of perspective

A few weeks ago I was browsing some pants at a store and right beside the rack was an emergency exit rigged with an alarm. I thought about faking a fall into the door and making the alarm go off. I don't know why I was thinking of doing this.
Was I thinking of doing it for the blog? Or was the blog somehow compeling me to make my life into some sort of story?
Either way, I think I would've done it if not for my bum knee.