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Thursday, April 20, 2006

3rd is the Charm

Last 2 posts were about annoyances so I thought I'd make it 3 in a row by asking about JMO's pet peeve(s). Here's his list in no particular order:

1. Criminal neighbors, or their victims. Example: Woman knocks on my door to try and hide from her husband and his gun. I didn't let her in. Wise choice, because he broke into and shot holes in the home of the house that did let her in. Luckily, she escaped his fury.
2. LOUD neighbors.
3. Needy neighbors. Example: That guy doesn't smoke out with me, he is a snob.
4. Neighbors with no life(I become their life).
5. Neighbors with mental illness. The kind that get taken away on a stretcher after trying to eliminate a bug problem with a blow torch. No, not too bad, until he chased his bugs on other people's property. Spider Mike had burned the upper corners of his ceiling, due to you guessed it, spiders, which weren't there to begin with. After he cleaned up his home, he decided to take his show to the street and chased whatever he imagined. He was eventually subdued by the police, and proceeded to have an argument with my cat(in the window) as he was wheeled away. He was Baker Acted and never seen again. Thank goodness!