a pet peeve
I'm a pretty easy going person and very little in this world bothers me. But the one thing that does rankle me is morons on the road. Like Holy F#$% why do you need to change lanes 28 times in the span of 1km?! You're just wasting your effort, distracting other drivers and pissing me off. And if you tailgate me, I will not hesitate to slam on the brakes and fake innocence and an injury. Don't worry, I'll fake whiplash for years if I have to.
And use your damn turn signals. Or don't you have enough brain cells to to turn the steering wheel and flick the signal stalk at the same time? I know you don't. And if you honk because you tried to get around me without signaling and I blocked your way, don't worry and just sit there because you're in for a slow trip to wherever you may be going.
Do whatever you want to make your car look as homemade as possible but why do you have to make it noisy? So the world can know how you came from a disadvantaged home? And turn your music down. I think most cars these days have their own stereo systems so if others want to hear music, they are quite capable of helping themselves. No one cares you spent thousands of dollars to eliminate your trunk space.
And use your damn turn signals. Or don't you have enough brain cells to to turn the steering wheel and flick the signal stalk at the same time? I know you don't. And if you honk because you tried to get around me without signaling and I blocked your way, don't worry and just sit there because you're in for a slow trip to wherever you may be going.
Do whatever you want to make your car look as homemade as possible but why do you have to make it noisy? So the world can know how you came from a disadvantaged home? And turn your music down. I think most cars these days have their own stereo systems so if others want to hear music, they are quite capable of helping themselves. No one cares you spent thousands of dollars to eliminate your trunk space.
posted by ds @ 1:31 AM
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